Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...