Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...