Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...