Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!