Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
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What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
Make a last request
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Cat jokes 09
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Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
The Forrest Gump Connection!
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