How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...