A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...