The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....