Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...