A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...