Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
How much for all night?
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Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!