For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...