Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...