Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...