My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes