Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...