One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...