Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...