Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.