Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...