A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...