Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...