Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
German Shepard on Golf Course
German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...