Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...