What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...