You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...