Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...