The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...