Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...