Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Swerve to avoid a box
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Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...