Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...