A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...