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One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
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A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Footless Parrot
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A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...