Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...