Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
Less-Known Computer Languages
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...