Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....