Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...