A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...