Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...