Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...