Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!