Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...