Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...