Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...