Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...