The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...