Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...