Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.