Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...