Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...